The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don’t need your fuckin’ sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
—–
Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?
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Nihilist: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
The Dude: Excuse me?
Nihilist: I said
[shouting]
Nihilist: We’ll cut off your johnson!
Nihilist #2: Just think about that, Lebowski.
Nihilist: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski.
Nihilist #3: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski.
Nihilist #2 looks a bit like Danny Murphy (though I think it’s actually Flea from RHCP).
I love the Coen Brothers – great films. Must watch this again as it’s not one of my favourites and I think I might have under rated it.
Comment by Chopper — July 31, 2008 @ 2:54 pm |
I think you may have too. It’s bloody brilliant!
Comment by weltmeisterclaude — July 31, 2008 @ 2:55 pm |
I was going to ask if that was Flea!
“Where’s your Johnson gone?!”
Comment by Nick W — July 31, 2008 @ 4:01 pm |
Actually, I was rather worried at the time the “Where’s your Johnson gone?!” chant started. I just had a gut feeling that it wouldn’t go through in the end. I hope it does though.
Comment by Nick W — July 31, 2008 @ 4:02 pm |
Awesome!
As my signature line on the Fulhamusa.com message board says, “The Deuce abides”!
Comment by bostoncottage — July 31, 2008 @ 4:19 pm |
Awesome!
As my signature line on the Fulhamusa.com message board says, “The Deuce abides”!
Comment by bostoncottage — July 31, 2008 @ 4:21 pm |
Awesome!
As my signature line on the Fulhamusa.com message board says, “The Deuce abides”!
Comment by bostoncottage — July 31, 2008 @ 4:21 pm |
I love me some Big Lebowski! Great post.
Comment by BC — July 31, 2008 @ 4:24 pm |
It ranks up there with my top movies. Don’t Fuck with the Jesus.
Comment by bq — July 31, 2008 @ 5:03 pm |
That was a great flick, one that gets funnier with each viewing.
My favorite part was when they were talking about Jesus (John Turturro) being a pedaphile and how he had to go door-to-door to tell all of his neighbors. Then they show some big biker dude opening the door which always makes me crack up.
Comment by George H — July 31, 2008 @ 10:48 pm |
Great post indeed. Bringing 2 of my loves togther for the 1st time; Fulham and Lebowski
Great Escape DVD arrived yesterday finalluy – looking forward to watching it over the weekend!
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter…
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. These fucking amateurs…
Comment by Timmsie — August 1, 2008 @ 10:35 am |
Look like Andy has run into trouble with our infamous medical…
Comment by Matthew — August 1, 2008 @ 11:01 am |