Craven Cottage Newsround

May 31, 2009

Gary O’Neill

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 9:20 am

I forgot to say:  word is that Middlesbrough’s Gary O’Neill will be a Fulham player before long.  This hasn’t really been in the press, but someone mentioned it on TiFF and on further prompting it seems that this is pretty much going to happen (the poster has an impeccable source for this info).

The idea is the O’Neill is a good ‘tweener player, not someone who’s going to command an automatic starting place, but who will be able do make a significant contribution as needed.   I remember Roy talking about this at last year’s fans’ forum, how he had various ideas for backup players but to get players who are of sufficient quality you need to promise them first team roles, and you can’t do this if you’re happy with what you have, so you have something of a dilemma on your hands.  Having said this, we’ve had a good season now and are in Europe, so attracting players should be a bit easier.

Anyway, O’Neill’s a good player and can plug into the midfield as needed so will be a good signing.

Sunday stuff

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 9:10 am

Just finishing off the book, hence relative quiet here.  It’ll be done in an hour or two…. yay.

Meanwhile, Friends of Fulham is doing daily news roundups, which is great.  White Noise certainly has a nose for these things.

As someone at FoF has pointed out, the Spurs end of season review contains this gem:

Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Best were West Brom; they always are whenever they pop up into our league. Worst, numbers per distance to travel, in the league fixtures were Fulham.

This is a man named Dave Mason.  We sold out our away allocation! Again!  I was in the smaller downstairs bit this year, but upstairs sold out before that.

I don’t know why, but it really gets my goat.  If it’s not Stuart Hall getting all sarcastic about the fact that millions of Fulham haven’t travelled to watch us try to draw 0-0 in Blackburn, it’s rubbish like this.   We have a fair away following that frequently (alright, usually) outsings the home support.   These little digs are just wrong.

May 29, 2009

Fire on the mountain

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 7:46 pm

Well I can’t think of anything much to say, so here’s some music:

I have a 20 minute version of that somewhere.   Splendid.

Did you know you can download loads and loads of Grateful Dead shows, legally and free?   Well you can.  Marvellous.

People sometimes have these hypothetical time travel discussions.   Given the power to make a few journeys there’s absolutely no doubt that I’d spend one on visiting a Grateful Dead show.

Which begs the question:  what is the modern equivalent?

Anyway, have a nice weekend.

Kings of the world

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 1:23 pm

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David and Phil from The New Football Pools up top, myself and Phil below.   Phil is clearly the best smiler out of all of us.

May 27, 2009

How the west was won and where it got us

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 9:17 pm

Wow, did you see the Champions’ League final?  Barcelona are on another planet.

I put my amateur analyst hat on and tried to work out how it is that they can play such an adventurous game and not concede lots of goals.  It’s hard to tell on TV, but some things stood out:

1) Busquets hardly ever went forwards.   He stood right in front of the back four, sometimes right in it, so whenever United did attack Barcelona always had a fair number back.   It also freed the more creative players:  Xavi-Inieste-Henry-Eto’o-Messi to rampage as they wished.

2) But Xavi and Iniesta – two of the finest footballers I’ve seen – are terrifically hard working in the middle of the park so it wasn’t all one way traffic from them.  They were quick to get back too.   Indeed, the whole Barcelona team pressed United hard, so United couldn’t get any rhythm going.

3)  This was a problem.  Barcelona have the ball so bloody often that it’s again hard for opponents to build an attacking rhythm.  How often does Michael Carrick look flustered?  He did tonight.  He hardly saw the ball, and when he did he was harrassed.   United were starved of possession so had fewer opportunities to test the Barca defence.

4) And then I suppose United were half-cautious about really attacking because with Messi, Eto’o and Henry revving up for a counter, and Xavi and Iniesta to pick out the passes, well, you’ve got to worry about that haven’t you?   I didn’t see a great deal of evidence of this tonight, but it’s a consideration.

That’s how I think Barcelona get away with playing such an attacking game.   I think they won the match because United couldn’t establish any control in the middle of the pitch.  Xavi and Iniesta, with Messi always showing for the pass, were just dominant in there.  Carrick and Giggs were nowhere.   It’s tempting to wonder how a Fletcher/Hargreaves midfield might have done.   Of course, dominating the midfield is no use if you fire blanks up front, but Barcelona are absolutely deadly going forwards, so it really was crucial that United head them off at the pass and control the middle of the pitch.  They completely failed to do so and got thoroughly outplayed.

That’s my tuppence.   I overthink these things as you know.   The other answer is that Barcelona were just out of this world, and that’s all we need to know.   It was beautiful to watch.

Two trophies for Fulham

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 11:02 am

Good news…

David Lloyd and myself have won awards from the New Football Pools Fanzine Awards.

Best Premier League Print Fanzine – ‘There’s Only One ‘F’ in Fulham’ – Fulham FC
Packed with content, and very professionally put together TOOFIF combines interesting articles with an amusing & light hearted look at the goings on at Craven Cottage. At 70+ pages it has more content than most fanzines and maintains a very high standard throughout the publication.

Best Blog – Craven Cottage Newsround – Fulham FC
Another accolade for the West Londoners – Craven Cottage Newsround is a frequently updated blog with news, match previews, well written articles and reports. The judges were particularly taken by the highly original nature of some of the blogs.

Hard to know what to say really, except that I’m pretty pleased with this.  It might not seem like much in the big scheme of things, but both David and myself have had pretty rough years so far, so nice happenings are always welcome.   I’ll never know how David does what he does and it’s a fitting reward for his hard work and sense of… what is it?  vision?  Who knows?  But TOOFIF’s content mix is terrific, and it’s brilliant that the judges saw that and decided he’s the best in the league.

There may be some pictures on the way.  We were presented with our trophies in the Stevenage Road rain this morning, with a nice man called Phil from the New Football Pools doing the handing over and a photographer called Stan snapping away.    We’ll see what he came up with.

So yes, hurray and all that.   Thanks for reading and here’s to another year of blathering on.

May 26, 2009

Ballin’

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 9:17 pm

One thing I try to do in my never-ending quest for understanding is read about other sports.  Basketball currently holds some interest because they’re wrestling with similar issues at the moment.  To whit, this quote from a recent chat at Baseball Prospectus.  Yeah, a basketball chat at Baseball Prospectus.  Hey ho, but anyway:

Paul (Cleveland, OH): Kevin, if there’s one thing that we should learn from the Cavs’ (and to a lesser extent, the Rockets’) success this year is that our whole system of judging “talent” is kinda wrong..being able to play great defense is a talent, and having a roster where every guy has a defined role in which they excel is also maximizing talent. Talent isn’t solely measured by offensive efficiency (though Cleveland has this as well, I’m speaking specifically about the Lakers). Thoughts?

Kevin Pelton (Basketball): …

Tom (Orange Park, FL): Kevin, I keep hearing about how the Lakers are the most talented team in the playoffs. But to me, I don’t see talent as being solely based on offensive skill and athleticism..there’s a lot more to the game. Shane Battier is talented because of his basketball IQ and ability to make his team better (+/-, adjusted +/-, etc.) whenever he’s on the court. Perhaps the whole paradigm/conception of judging “talent” needs to be rethought, especially in light of the problems the Rockets are causing for LA?

Kevin Pelton (Basketball): I find it interesting that I got two questions that are very similar. Systems need to be taken into account as well. Regardless of the players you give them, certain coaches are going to establish above-average defenses. Cleveland and Houston both fall into this category. So there’s talent and then there’s system. Talent doesn’t perfectly translate into team performance, and it never will.

There’s also the paradigm you talk about with guys like Battier. I think that is starting to shift, thanks in part to stats and the attention with Michael Lewis and everything. So we’ll see. I do think the Lakers are the most talented team, and I think at their best no one in the league can beat them. But obviously Houston has made them work more than I expected, so … I guess there’s no tidy conclusion here. We’re all still learning.

Too true, and a nice summary of the whole talent v system problem.  I sense that some managers (and much of the media and fans) think that teams just need to pile up some ‘talented’ players and send them out there with some inspiring words.  But thanks to Roy, we’re learning that there’s more to it than this, much more to it.  We’ve learned an awful lot about the game by watching and studying Roy’s approach: the next step will be how he tries to evolve things.  It will be interesting to see if he has any plans to play a more expansive game next season, or just gradually upgrade the personnel and make incremental improvements to what we already are.

Talent is interesting though isn’t it?  In a way we spent a lot of last year neutralising talent in opposing teams, but equally we proved quite adept at beating teams who, on paper, looked less talented than ourselves.

Chalkboarding

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 7:23 am

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Some interesting stuff on the chalkboards.

First: Clint’s charged down shots. Everton were really in his face weren’t they?
Second:  Zoltan Gera.  I thought he’d played badly, but he was doing a lot of work in and around their area, which we don’t see too often from Fulham players, so perhaps he was more dangerous than I gave him credit for.
Third:  Cahill and Pienaar show where this Fulham team could improve.  Both have different roles to any of our players, but both are much more present around the box than any of our lot.   This is how you support your forward(s), make goals happen.   As the team evolves we need to find ways to get more players in and around the box without sacrificing the defensive side of the game.  It’s going to be an interesting summer.

May 25, 2009

Photos

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 9:23 pm

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Out come the teams.  It really was a scorching day.

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Chris Smalling flies high.

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Smalling grapples with Cahill.

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Post-match: penny for your thoughts…

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The players re-emerge for the end of season lap.  Simon Davies and Roy chat on the way around.

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Home stretch.

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One thing I didn’t quite catch, but Chairman Mo had a good old chat with Clint’s baby…

May 24, 2009

Coming soon… The Fulham Review 08/09

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 9:08 pm

When I’ve pulled my finger out and finished everything…

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It’s going to be bigger and better than ever.

www.godsfoot.com if you haven’t got last year’s…

Fulham 0-2 Everton

Filed under: Match info — weltmeisterclaude @ 7:26 pm

A drowsy end to a fine season.  The early summer sun beat down oppressively, giving the game a summer holiday morning after the night before feel.  If the stands hadn’t been so crowded I’m sure a good proportion of fans would have taken the opportunity to have a nice afternoon doze.  I know I would have.  The game lulled back and forth and wandering minds were occasionally drawn back to the action, but really this was a case of job done and off we go: Europe beckons.

Everton are a fine side completing a fine season.  In effect they’re a slightly better version of us, well organised at the back, terriers in the middle, and half-decent up top.  They used a 4-5-1 formation today with old friend Saha the lone forward.  Surprisingly he failed to score, although an early header did hit the bar and we saw flashes of talent throughout.  It was his teammate Leon Osman who did the damage, nipping in late in the first half to round Mark Schwarzer and roll the ball home, then, in the second period, cutting inside from the right and lashing a fearsome drive past Schwarzer for 2-0.   Osman’s a cracking player and deserved his goals.  By then we knew that Liverpool had Spurs beaten so the 7th place finish was not in doubt.

The team played reasonably well, but with the forward line again raising question marks.  Nevland was anonymous and really does seem to need space and chances to be effective.  Everton, with the imperious Yobo and Lescott at the back, were never going to give us this space, so we were severely blunted in attack.  Joe Kamara was well controlled, so once more it became a question of whether the wide midfielders could make an impact.  Dempsey tried, but every time he shot an Everton defender was right there to block him.  Gera had a disappointing game and was eventually hauled off for Olivier Dacourt’s pre-retirement run around.  Nevland was replaced by Zamora, who proceeded to remind us why so many fans doubt his ability as a top grade forward: one late cross flew high into the Hammersmith End and seemed to sum up his season.

But there was a pleasing twist, as the ultra-steady Aaron Hughes was brought off to give young Chris Smalling a first run out in the top division.  Hughes’ absquatulation was typically modest, and I wish he’d taken his time to better soak up the ovation we tried to give him.  No matter, such is Hughes, a fine player.   Smalling, incidentally, looked the part, and seems to have a bright future ahead of him.

So there we are.  A long season, a great season, and 7th place.  A year ago we were in deep trouble; look at us now.  Take a bow, Roy Hodgson.

Here we go

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 10:09 am

It’s a beautiful morning in South London. We’re off to Putney for what should be an amazing day.  Catch you later…

May 23, 2009

More Kerouac fun

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 7:03 pm

As I’ve noted in the past, from the ages of probably 9 to… well let’s say 14…  I spent a fair amount of time playing imaginary sports, drawing goals in notebooks, filling up cricket scorebooks with make believe games, etc, etc.  It sounds daft of course, but this was before the internet and before computers became much of a distraction and imagination was all.  This is where mine took me.

Jack Kerouac was the same, and here are some drawings to prove it.

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Ace.

Shirts and the like

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 4:44 pm

Dammit, why are we all playing tomorrow?  Today is like Christmas Eve, but worse because Christmas Eve is a nice time.  In many ways this is a nice time too, but I’m so excited about tomorrow that I don’t think I’m making the most of today.  Oh well, that’s my problem.

As the end of the season draws near we learn of new kits arriving.  I like this side of things.   In a recent supporters’ survey I told the club that my favourite recent kits were the Airness ones.   I don’t suppose the club will agree with this, but the whole Nike thing seems a bit half-hearted to me.   Anyway, some good ones so far:

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As you can see, this is from footballshirtculture.com.

Everton going back to their 1985 kit.  Tremendous.  I can probably still name that side:  Southall, Stevens, Ratclife, Watson?  (Mountfield), van den Hauwe, Steven, Reid, Someone, Sheedy, Sharp, Gray.  Near enough.   That was a fine side, destined for great things, but tripped up by the European ban.

In other news, Vandanel are back!

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Vandanel made Fulham kits in the mid-nineties. I have one in my wardrobe and it has the consistency a cardboard/cotton blend.  Hugo Rodellega doesn’t seem sure either, but for all we know they have him standing on top of a ladder for this shot.

Anyway, there we are.  Barcelona have a new kit out and their away looks pink.  They’re calling it ‘mango’.  Hmmm:

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Not really.  I asked Hade what colour it is and she said “Pink and you’re not getting one”.     I don’t think it’s really mango, but when you’re that good you can do what you like.

Man Utd’s looks quite good too.  Hopefully ours will, in due course.

May 22, 2009

BBC rumour-mongering through the twitvine

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 9:24 pm

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Oh.

Silly season is nearly upon us!

Meanwhile, Brede Hangeland’s agent refuses to say anything, which may just as easily be a negotiating ploy as a sign that our man is Arsenal bound.

“It is natural that there will be interest such has been his form this season, and it is my job to listen to such interest,” Solbakken told skysports.com.

“But Fulham have not yet completed their league campaign, and there is no comment to make on his future at the moment.

“I’m sure there will be conversations over his future as time develops.”

Roy’s preview video

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 7:18 pm

More wisdom.   Roy wants to finish 7th, which I think is fair as we’re there on merit*.   AJ doubtful for the weekend.

Roy says that we’re trying to get Brede to commit.  Meanwhile the press burst into life with the Arsenal link today, as typified by this in the Telegraph.   People write this sort of thing off as paper talk, but I don’t think the papers are as loose as folk would like us to believe… I shall try to find out more.

* I tell you about goal difference and it never let’s me down:

Man Utd      43
Liverpool     48
Chelsea     43
Arsenal     28
Everton     16
Aston Villa     5
Fulham     7
Tottenham     2
West Ham     -4
Man City     7
Stoke     -14
Wigan     -12
Bolton     -11
Portsmouth     -18
Blackburn     -20
Sunderland     -19
Hull     -24
Newcastle     -18
Middlesbrough     -28
West Brom     -31

Every time you see someone out of order you see a team that’s not where it should be.  Newcastle are better than Hull; City are better than West Ham (and will finish higher next year); whisper it, but I really think Liverpool are better than United; and we’re where we should be.

May 21, 2009

A reminder

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 6:36 pm

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Cheers to Toby for that.

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We were there… Toby and Matt with the inflatables, inflatables which arguably turned around the entire season.

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Hade and I were by the corner flag, getting drenched.

Few words from me at the moment.  Friends of Fulham and Hammyend.com are covering all the news so not much for me to say… work’s pretty hard going at the moment so the brain’s not working even if I wanted it to.  Funny, you spend all this time in education, then in the real world you tend not to use your brain.   Or maybe that’s just me.

PS – anyone in New York who likes reading?   Go to this and tell us all about it!  (The Life and Work of Roberto Bolano)

One cart; several horses; in the wrong order

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 5:58 am

May 19, 2009

Wenger might not be spending after all

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 6:52 pm

Good, perhaps great, news from The Indy:

In the previous two seasons, Wenger has said that the club must sell a player every year to help service the annual £24m payments on the Emirates Stadium. He has sold Thierry Henry and Alexander Hleb – both to Barcelona – over the last two seasons and the evidence suggests that a further sale will be in order this year if he is to continue financing the club.

That should be relatively simple with Emmanuel Adebayor’s departure more than likely after his growing disenchantment and poor performances. However, it seems that Wenger, who spent £15m on Andrei Arshavin in January, will once again have to come up with a cut-price alternative to the Togo striker. The slightly cryptic interview given in France over the weekend may just have been the Arsenal manager hinting at his unhappiness.

Wenger also had to endure a rough ride from Arsenal supporters at last week’s shareholders’ forum. It is understood the Arsenal board has always sought to keep to the line that there is money available to spend on players because it is concerned that disillusionment among fans would strengthen the hand of Alisher Usmanov, the Uzbek billionaire who owns 25 per cent of the club and has promised large investment in the past.

Kroenke, who owns sport franchises in America including the NBA’s Denver Nuggets, owns 28.3 per cent of the club having bought shares from Fiszman and the Carr family, the latter last month. He endorses Fiszman’s view that the club can survive without a major benefactor and Wenger himself has rallied against what he perceives as “financial doping”.

However, the Arsenal manager is now facing his most severe financial restraints. The midfielder Samir Nasri, signed last summer by Wenger, said yesterday that there was “no question” of his manager leaving. Nasri said: “I know that he still has a project for two years and he is counting on allowing Arsenal to rediscover its glorious past.”

Huzzah.  Not for Arsenal, or for the good of English football, but for us in our quest to hang onto Brede Hangeland.

Our possible European qualification may move the goalposts slightly, but good sources reckon that Fulham are expecting to have to deal with some pretty persuasive bids for Hangeland over the summer.   The thinking is that we’ll do what we can to keep him, but if a big club comes in with a silly offer it’s going to be hard to say no.   Now, we can all gnash our teeth and complain about not having ambition and being a selling club, but in the really real world things aren’t that simple and if a player gets an offer to improve his career and if a club gets offered serious money that player’s probably on his way.   You’d hope that with Hangeland and Hodgson things might be different, but we can’t really know.

The point of all this is that I’d assumed Arsenal to be a bidder.   Never have I seen a club who need a centre-back so badly, and the fact(s) that Hangeland is road tested, not frightened of having the ball at his feet, of a cerebral bent and (most importantly) of sufficient quality, had made me assume that Arsene would be lurking around Roy’s office as soon as the season finishes with a blank cheque, a nice bottle of wine and a Balzac first edition.

But perhaps not.  If Arsenal have no money I can rest easy.   Manchester United don’t need Hangeland; Chelsea wouldn’t happen; Liverpool would be interesting and the other club I worry about, but would he play regularly there?  That just brings us down to Villa, who would surely want him, Man City, who could offer money but little else, and Spurs, who will surely ask (Hangeland was dominant in our win over Spurs at the Cottage) but will surely be told “no”.  The latter clubs aren’t really a big enough step up to justify leaving the good thing we have here anyway.   So perhaps we’re safe after all.

Two more things:

Adam’s got some more good stuff up at This is American Soccer.   One of my ideas is to form some sort of inner-city football world.  I have no idea how this might be pulled off, but I like the look of this Pier 40 place.

Also, great forgotten albums of recent years:  Screaming Trees, Dust.   This is from about 1996, which I remember well because Hade and I had just got together and (she) drove all the way to Glasgow for T-In The Park, where we saw all kinds of great music and had lots of noodles tipped on our tent while we slept.    I listened to this album a lot at the time.  Music and memories, eh?

May 18, 2009

Weigh a pie

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 6:51 pm

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Our intrepid reporter looks down from a great height and photographs John Paintsil’s pre-match gesture.   Other Fulham fans join in with said gesture.    Also a good indication of what the whole thing’s like up there, a monstrous construction (a view cheapened by the nasty Sportsdirect.com logo, it has to be said).    If you’ve not been up there, the stadium is right in the town centre which is really how it should be.

Cheers, Jamie.

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