Craven Cottage Newsround

June 2, 2009

Bored of the cup final

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 9:30 pm

woodycup

It exacts the strictest discipline
To truly take it easy

Yet still retain the minimal
Quiver of ambition
Required for consciousness.

That’s what I’ve been working on all morning,

Stretched out on the couch,
By the cabin window at Bob’s,

Watching the rain,
Without pattern,
Fall on the pond,

Just me and the dogs.

(Jim Dodge:  Practice, Practice, Practice, from Rain on the River, Short poems and Short prose, published by Canongate.  I recommend anything of Jim Dodge’s heartily.)

Or in our case, me ‘n’ Woody half-watching the Cup Final while Hade and her folks went to the garden centre looking for a part for a pond pump.    I think we found Jim’s groove, either way.

Silly transfer ideas #3

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 8:37 pm

Thanks for playing along nicely so far.  I was quite worried that taking this approach would lead to a load of nonsense in the comments, but I think we’re getting some quite interesting discussion about the types of players who might be available and why.  Hurray.

While we worry that EastEnders are playing dangerous games with the loyalty of us Bradley Branning fans, on with the show.  Signing number three is available on a Bosman and has been linked to us in the past:  Oguchi Onyewu.

Sky Sports have started the speculation:

It remains to be seen if either will make a move, with Fulham also said to be showing an interest.

Onyewu himself admits he is ready to take a chance and leave Standard.

“I’m ready to take that risk,” he admitted.

“It would not be the first time. When I arrived at Standard, I was third choice. Even at La Louviere (in 2003), I was not in the team.”

The problem Roy Hodgson has is that if you’re to get players of sufficient quality they want to start, and if they’re not good enough to start they’re arguably not good enough to have.  So you need, somehow, to find players who are almost certainly good enough but who would not take exception to not starting games (and who won’t demand huge money).  This effectively means players from overseas – who may need to adjust to the league and to the coaching – and youngsters.

As I have noted before, Chris Smalling is (as best I know) considered a “when” player, not an “if” player, which is terrific news.  The downside is that he’s 19 and may need a few years of seasoning before he’s ready to be the man in the defence.  You can spot him for suspensions (as Chris Baird is used now) but a regular run may be asking a lot.  Baird can be used all over the back four and as a holding midfielder, but does seem to be a ‘handy man’ rather than someone who would expect regular use.

So we do need a usable third centre-back.

The gamble I’m taking here is that, if he needs to, Roy can dial the team’s adventurous down to about “3″ and make life relatively easy for a new centre-back.  The training sessions should do the rest and, in time, I think a new centre-back could fit in nicely.  We must remember, a back four of Paintsil, Hughes, Hangeland and Konchesky would have caused much head scratching two years ago; now it’s the best we’ve seen (more or less).  So the lack of a big name really means nothing; what’s important is that the player is coachable, and has the raw materials to play in the league.

Onyewu is huge.  He can withstand even the most physical forwards, and with Hodgson’s coaching, can surely play in that ‘first change’ centre-back role, with an eye on forcing his way into the team.  He has previous – a dodgy spell at Newcastle – but I think any right minded person would be happy to ignore defensive misdemeanors up there.  It’s a Bermuda Triangle for centre-backs on so many levels.  Just look at Abdoulaye Faye, who would be the featured article if there was a chance in hell Stoke City would let him go.

I am deliberately aiming low here.  No disrespect to Onyewu, but I want Hughes and Hangeland to be our first choice pairing next season.  I just feel the need for a reasonably able deputy, someone to stand in should one of the main two take a knock or need a rest, someone to add to the competition for places.  Onyewu has the physical tools, has played in Europe for some time now, and would have no language issues.  I think he could be a sound freebie.

Silly transfer ideas #2

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 2:04 pm

Part two in my silly season series.  Remember, these are players who are perhaps not realistically available to Fulham, but who could conceivably end up here if a few strange things happen.  We may not want them, and these are absolutely not my recommended signings (I fully expect Roy to turn up with players who are much better value for money) but they are players who I think could be big assets and (as importantly) who I feel like writing about.  It is, mainly though, a discussion point, and not intended to be taken seriously.  I emphatically don’t expect us to line up with Michael Owen and Stewart Downing in the side next season!

Stewart Downing fits the above by being:

- a full England international
- much maligned by football supporters
- a left winger
- who Spurs wanted to pay big money for
- but who is now a) injured and b) a Championship player.

So he’ll be going somewhere.

Here are his last few seasons:  appearances; goals; assists:

2008-09 37 0 3
2007-08 38 9 5
2006-07 34 2 7
2005-06 11 1 4
2004-05 28 5 11

Depending on how you measure these things, he has been accountable for 16, 5, 9, 14 and 3 goals in the last five seasons.  That’s not very consistent, but may be a reflection on team composition/tactics, and anyway, the overall  output is impressive.  Nobody at Fulham can come up with that sort of direct attacking threat.  It’s all well and good people saying the man’s no good, but by any reasonable standards those are fine numbers for a wide midfielder, especially in a struggling side.

There are several reasons to think he’d be useful:

- he fits with the ‘known quantity’ thing
- he’s a good player
- in a position where we have no natural fit
- he is hard working with no known character issues, and would therefore fit in with the squad ‘ethos’
- he has generally had a good record with health

These are all important, but the main thing for me is that he would, in a shot, provide width, unpredictability, and a genuine attacking threat.  Don’t get me wrong, I am Clint Dempsey’s biggest fan, but even he would perhaps rather not play on the left wing.  No, Downing would be a clear upgrade, a player who could give us the width we need to stretch defences across the pitch, and a player who can score and create. 

It’s a clear case of availability meeting need.

The major downsides are not insignificant though.

- He would not be cheap.  Spurs were due to pay some silly money for him last year, and even if it’s no longer £17,000,000, it’s not going to be that much less.  So there’s that.

- Also there’s the injury.  He’s picked up a serious one, which means he’ll almost certainly miss a lot of time next season.

- If we want him then so too might other premiership clubs:  Spurs still haven’t filled that gap and have much more money than we do; Man City may feel that they lack attacking options (joke); Arsenal, Liverpool and Villa are not out of the question, and neither are Sunderland who have new money, new direction, and are in the North East.

But if you consider that Boro no longer have any leverage, that asking price has to drop.  It’ll probably drop and then rise again with a small-scale auction, but we should by now be in the realms of Johnson money, which is not now beyond us.

The injury complicates things further, but if it’s something he’ll recover from then this just plays into our hands by reducing the competition for his signature.  He might miss 3-6 months now, but that’s not a big issue if he then provides 3 years of good service on the left flank.  It’s a big if, and one that’s beyond me, but a call the medical staff could make.

Added to which, I think he’s a Roy Hodgson type player.  We shall see.

Mison on Paintsil

Filed under: General — weltmeisterclaude @ 1:19 pm

I just received this from journalist Phil Mison, who recently interviewed our man Paintsil.  Enjoy!

Paintsil puts football in perspective

It’s the fag end of another peripatetic season in the oversold Premiership, that hypomanic offspring of the stripey-suited money men and hustling marketeers. Although the party hadn’t entirely wound down as I journeyed over to Motspur Park ahead of the Everton game, I rather felt I should have gone home hours ago. Amidst all the screaming headlines and sweaty abuse, rumours, posturing and punditry, it was, well  business as usual with the national game as United won again. Nil novi sub sole.

Harry turned up early season to find he’d inherited a team of boozers at the Lane, Joey Barton ended it not just drinking in the last chance saloon – he’s now swept up the sawdust, restocked the shelves and locked up for the night as well.

A welcome antidote to all this my chance to sit down at Fulham’s training ground with wiry Ghanaian full-back John Paintsil to reflect on the West London club’s highest ever finish in the top flight. It’s a sad indictment of domestic footballers that, after 20 years of football journalism, one increasingly finds more meaningful responses coming from those born outside these islands.

From Ghana’s Cape Coast, the Paintsil family of seven children, two boys and five girls, grew up in Berekum district in the far west of the country bordering Ivory Coast, where John’s father had been posted as a policeman. In this West African version of Gogolian provincialism, a career in professional football among England’s elite seemed a far off and improbable dream. Church with the family every Sunday kept John’s feet on the ground.

“Certainly it’s true to say I was a late developer. My father was a disciplinarian and at 17 I was still only playing schools football. When a local club sought to sign me up they were sent packing until I had completed my education,” John says without a trace of bitterness. However, in the holidays I was allowed to train with Berekum Arsenals, and they became my first professional club at 20. It was a good time to join up as we got promoted into Ghana’s premier league. I also had a loan spell with Liberty Professionals and in 2001 represented Ghana in the World U-21 Championships in Argentina, where we were runners-up.”

I asked John if he could remember how much his first ever wage in professional football came to. It’s a question I once put to George Weah at the pinnacle of his career in the palatial surroundings of AC Milan’s sylvan training camp. “Five dollars, he shot back with a huge grin, five Liberian dollars!” But with John my question evokes a flash of discomfort, indeed embarrassment. “I cannot say it here…it was not much. I never like to talk about money.”

We move on. After 18 months as a pro John stepped up to the full national squad and made the trip to the 2002 African Nations Cup in Mali. Of a sudden John was on the big stage, not just with his fellow Black Stars, but pitting his skills against some of the biggest names in world – let alone – African football.

 “Yeh, it was tough in Mali for sure. My rise had been pretty rapid, but the coaches were great, always pushing me hard and giving me a lot of self belief. There was a Ghanaian at the time with an agent’s licence obtained in Israel and a hot line to the FA in Accra. He fixed me up with a move to Maccabi Tel Aviv after I’d had a brief loan spell with Widzew Lodz in Poland. I enjoyed my time in Israel. I met up with other Africans, went to church still, and never felt lonely. We played to a high level, won the title and I played in the Champions League. It was a really steep, but good, learning curve for me. Yakubu, Yossi Benayoun and Tal Ben Haim were also playing in Israel then.”

After two seasons John moved over to Hapoel. Now established in the national side the 96 World Cup campaign would provide a springboard into the Premier League. “To represent the Black Stars is my highest honour. And to be part of Ghana’s debut in the finals of a World Cup is something to cherish. Our people really love the game and live for football.” Oh, to hear such sentiments emanating from England internationals.

Alan Pardew, tipped off by Yossi Benayoun, saw Ghana humble the Czech Republic 2-0 in Cologne, a match the Ghanaian coach Dujkovic felt his side should have won 5-0, and after joining up with the Hammers for a pre-season trip to Sweden, Paintsil’s million pound move to the Premiership was sealed.

However, once Pardew was replaced by Alan Curbishley at Upton Park, John’s serene six year progression from West African backwater to the Big Time took its first setback.

“The new manager brought in Lucas Neil in my position and I was sidelined. He didn’t talk as much to me as Mr Pardew but I kept my discipline in training and still supported the team, even from a seat in the stands. It is impossible to keep everyone happy with a squad of 35 plus, who all want to play. I respected Mr Curbishley’s decision to build his own team and bring in players he thinks he can trust, but I wasn’t given a chance to play.”

Salvation arrived last summer when Fulham boss Roy Hodgson decided to take in a Ghanaian friendly at Craven Cottage against Mexico. Having survived the drop by the skin of their teeth, Hodgson was on the look-out for a new right-back.

“I was back in Ghana when West Ham called to say another club were showing interest in me. They didn’t say who, but told me to expect a call. When Mr. Hodgson rang me he said with Fulham  I would be getting regular first-team action. That was all I needed to hear.”

Seen by the fans as a makeweight in the £5 million plus deal that also brought Bobby Zamora across town to the banks of the Thames, Paintsil has proved one of the bargains of the season in Fulham’s re-fashioned and of a sudden formidable defence. The slight, unassuming and ever respectful off-field Christian has proved himself a steely gladiator of the back line on it, winning over the fans with his consistency and obvious passion for the club.

“Everything I do on the pitch is for the fans. They deserve the success we’ve had this year. If you ask about career highlights, it has to be the here and now. Right in the last week of the season, to see Fulham FC sitting in 7th place. That is fantastic.”

But John’s season is far from over, with two important World Cup qualifiers coming along in June. And Ghana’s trip to Bamako on June 6th is a key encounter.

 “Yes, back to Mali again, where my international career took off. We must go there to get a result. I’ve been checking their players in the Spanish and French leagues via TV. They have stars, but then so do we. We must bring Ghana to the World Cup again next summer in South Africa. I know when we represent the Black Stars we carry a burden, the hopes of the nation on our shoulders. We must always do our best for the people, we must always play from the heart for our country.”

Memo to all academy directors across the UK sitting at their cathedrals to sporting excellence. Is it at all possible to get some of these core values back inside the heads of today’s young princes? Dead Souls already? – heads turned in a culture of ‘too much too young,’ excess and irresponsibility?

Phil Mison, London May 2009

Phil Mison has been a radio and TV football journalist and producer since 1988. He has a special interest in Africa soccer.

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