Why?
This ad’s at either end of my commute now. Here’s the fish and chip shop, here’s the big soulless grey walls, here’s some stairs… if you’ve ever gone into a warehouse or a grain silo then surely this tour will be nothing new.
June 26, 2009
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Why?
Because it’s the closest you’ll ever get to the FA Cup, you bitter Sarth Iffrica Rd to$$ers!
Comment by Farty Foulke — June 26, 2009 @ 7:53 pm |
Hilarious. Thanks for that.
Comment by Chopper — June 26, 2009 @ 10:57 pm |
Here’s some trophies.
What’s Fulhams by the way? Here’s the Thames, here’s the creaky old stand, here’s some chavs breaking into your car, here’s a big park.
Comment by Steven — June 26, 2009 @ 7:55 pm |
Chel*** fan 1 – South Africa road is QPR, but thanks for playing anyway.
Chel*** fan 2 – You’re right chavs will break into your car, and they all support chelsea as well.
Comment by Matt — June 26, 2009 @ 8:13 pm |
And here’s the gallery: Johnny Haynes, George Best with an STD, the cup final we lost, the empty stand at Villa Park, the day we beat Chelsea at home. That’s it. Pint of bitter, Hisato?
Comment by Chelsea fanIII — June 26, 2009 @ 8:20 pm |
Well that’s the 5 minute Fulham tour over folks, now if you’d like to jump back in your cars and drive a mile or so back up Fulham Palace Rd to the junction with Fulham road and Fulham high st. you can purchase all wonders of Fulham memorabilia . The we have never won f**k all tee shirts are particularly popular…..can’t think WHY?
Comment by Tinman — June 26, 2009 @ 10:06 pm |
I’m gonna go on it – great opportunity to secrete Fulham memorabillia around their gaff.
Comment by Chopper — June 26, 2009 @ 10:58 pm |
Lol, let’s do this…
Comment by weltmeisterclaude — June 27, 2009 @ 8:13 am |
great to see the Chavski monkeys coming out with the embarrassing rambings truely believing the glory hinting team they pick represents them.
It does, as thick whining cnuts.
Comment by Ivor's tache — June 26, 2009 @ 11:37 pm |
Glory hunting? I was at the erm cottage a few years back when you were top of old div 3 and playing Macclesfield for the new year fixture. The ‘crowd’ was about 9k. So that was bank holiday, top of the league and hardly anyone about. Now you pull in 15k + the tourists. So where did you find the extra 6k massive? Organic growth? You lot crack me up. Let’s face it, your derby is Brentford.
Comment by Chelsea fanIII — June 27, 2009 @ 12:52 am |
…Brentford, really? Wasn’t WGDT invented specifically to rival us? I think it went something like…
Gus Mears: HAY HENRY I HAVE THIS GREAT NEW STADIUM CALLED STAMFORD BRIDGE. ITS GREAT ZOMG AND YOU SHOULD PLAY YOUR GAMES THERE!
*Sir Henry Norris agrees to take a look at the ground*
HN: Um, no.
GM: WELL I’LL SHOW YOU
*GM spends 10 years crying about being rejected*
GM: I’VE GOT IT! I’LL START MY OWN CLUB! THAT’LL SHOW ‘EM!
Thus begins the long and proud tradition of Chelsea Football Club.
Comment by Colin — June 27, 2009 @ 2:46 am |
Proud history indeed. Being old and staying in the same place doesn’t equate to success though. Ask those at Newton Heath Railway, Woolwich Arsenal or Liverpool! The fact is that kids in Putney, Fulham and Hammersmith will always prefer Chelsea. You’re stuck with it!
Comment by Chelsea fanIII — June 27, 2009 @ 9:03 am |
I’ve read this about 6 or 7 times now, and I still have no idea what point you’re trying to make.
Comment by Colin — June 27, 2009 @ 1:18 pm |
Two words: Tim Lovejoy
Comment by weltmeisterclaude — June 27, 2009 @ 8:47 am |
Two more: f*ck all
Comment by Chelsea fanIII — June 27, 2009 @ 9:08 am |
Ivor: embarassing is being semi-literate and posting on a website.
Comment by Chelsea fanIII — June 27, 2009 @ 12:57 am |
First Arsenal fans, now Chelsea.
I guess their English counterparts are equally mindless and unnecessarily trollers.
Lets hope no Spurs fans show up…
Comment by timmyg — June 27, 2009 @ 11:21 am |
Fulham fans are nothing but scum racists who aint got a clue what its like to be a big club. watch out your stadium dont fall in the river. gays
Comment by cfcsi — June 27, 2009 @ 12:27 pm |
Fulham fans are nothing but scum racists who aint got a clue what its like to be a big club. watch out your stadium dont fall in the river.
Comment by cfcsi — June 27, 2009 @ 12:27 pm |
Such hostility from supporters of a team that should care very little about a club, who in their own words, “hasn’t won f**k all”. That is the sad part to me…maybe there is some fear behind all that rage excreted via the interweb.
Comment by Colin_K — June 27, 2009 @ 1:06 pm |
Tonight from reading these comments I learned that Chelsea fans in the UK are as obnoxious as they are in the US. And even *I* know the thought of a Chelsea fan accusing Fulham fans of being racists is laughable. Chelsea fans were, after all, responsible for 3 of the 9 instances of racist chanting in the Prem in 2007-08. But yeah, we’re scum racists.
Comment by Josh — June 28, 2009 @ 5:51 am |
CFCSi you sound like a clever lad. Nice one.
Comment by Redhill White — June 29, 2009 @ 5:29 pm |
Fulham fans are nothing but scum racists
Comment by custom soccer balls — July 10, 2009 @ 2:35 pm |
But English counterparts are equally mindless and hyper
Comment by personalized — October 1, 2009 @ 5:01 pm |