Is this what the headline means? Etuhu gave Mark Hughes a bar of chocolate? The Boost in question has Guarana in it, which gives you energy.
Why can’t journalists say what they mean? “Dickson Etuhu is fit for Saturday” doesn’t lose much does it? “Etuhu hands Fulham fitness boost” doesn’t mean anything, except it sort of sounds like the kind of thing newspapers say. It’s not a play on words, it’s not clever, it’s just nonsense.
Speaking of which, Etuhu is also described in the article as “no-nonsense”. Which of our players are “nonsense”? Paintsil in some ways maybe. We don’t really have nonsense players.
End of grumble, and apologies to all involved for the undue negativity. I’m off to hand the household a cleanliness boost (Stanley’s chair is browner than it ought to be).