… just what kind of a man are you?
I refer you to Kia Joorabchian. We all know him as the Geppetto to Carlos Tevez’s Pinocchio, but I hadn’t realised just what a shady sounding fellow Joorabchian is. Read his Wikipedia (I know) entry for more.
It sounds more than a little shifty, a tale of much cloak and daggery.
And this was the man Mark Hughes chose to represent him.