Deadline Day: Tim Tebow Released

Martin Jol released alleged miracle worker Tim Tebow after it became apparent that his charade of being a quarterback in the National Football League looks to continue another season, sources are reporting.

After performing a miracle in the NFL playoffs for the Denver Broncos in January, Tebow was traded to the New York Jets in March. Fulham have been monitoring Teblow’s situation closely through the American sports channel ESPN’s fellatory coverage of the player, but have decided to part ways after his most recent outing where he completed just 4 passes, including one interception…and wasn’t immediately cut.

“We signed Tebow under the impression that he’d join Fulham in February, once everyone finally realized he’s a terrible quarterback,” a source close to management said. “Unfortunately it seems the circus will continue.”

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